Dear Esther Williams, my swimsuit arrived today. Because I read your autobiography, I know you're no stranger to profanities so let me tell you, I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
As you can see, I love it so much, I wear it in the workplace. So far, no one has objected.
Perhaps because my colleagues also bought and love your pieces.
How often does one order something over the web and when you get it, it's even better then you expected?
I love you Esther, will now shop a bikini too.
THANK YOU. Buying bathing suits is the worst thing in the world. Unless you buy Esther's.
-the end consumer, now ready for Portugese trip
