Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Dear man of the house

Dear man of the house, could you be any more 2008? You're so incredibly contemporary.

I mean, do you remember our conversation from yesterday?

Me: Let's go to Paris this fall.

You: Sure, why not. But do you think it's fun for the kids?

Me: Yes! There are tons of cafes, parks and Euro Disneyland.

You: Isn't Euro Disneyland horribly commercial and crappy?

Me: Probably. Perhaps we should go to Legoland instead.

You: But is that really in Paris?

Me: No, it's in Denmark.

You: Way to GoogleEarth yourself out of the discussion!